Remember The Time: A Summary

  • Queen: (it's hot in this bitch)
  • Queen: I'm bored.... I wanna be entertained
  • Queen: Can my pharaoh find some way to entertain his queen?
  • Pharaoh: lol I gotchu *clap, clap*
  • Queen: (Bitch, that's not what I meant)
  • -Irrelevant Entertainers come out an get executed-
  • *Mystery Man Comes Out*
  • Pharaoh: lol, what you about to do?
  • *Mystery Man*: (lol I'm bout to steal yo girl)
  • *sprinkles magic powder, jumps in,and disappears*
  • Everybody: OH SHIT!
  • *MJ unravels*
  • MJ: hey gurl
  • MJ: whatcho name is?
  • Pharaoh: the fuck??
  • MJ: I know you want this, girl
  • Queen: (Shawty lookin fine af)
  • MJ: *giggles*
  • Pharaoh: not amused rn
  • MJ: aye gurl, you remembah when we fell in love?
  • MJ: we was young and innocent then
  • Queen: Oh, I REMEMBER alright...
  • MJ: and remembah how it all began?
  • MJ: all that fuckin' seemed like heaven so why did it end?
  • Queen: lord jesus if I wasn't married....
  • MJ: you remembah all that other stuff we did?
  • MJ: like holding hands?
  • *walks up to her*
  • Pharaoh: Don't come any closer, bitch
  • MJ: *kisses the Queen's hand*
  • Queen: Ooh baby, yessss!
  • Pharaoh: Oh HELL nah!
  • Pharoah: GUARDS!!
  • MJ: LOL *runs*
  • Magic Johnson: well damn...
  • Queen: I want hiiiiiim
  • Pharaoh: This some bullshit
  • MJ: oh shit, they after me!
  • Guards: Get dat nigga!
  • MJ: *dances his way to a group of palace girls*
  • MJ: 'sup ladies
  • Palace girls: (ooooh, he fine as hell)
  • -switches to the Queen*
  • Queen: ugh, where is heee,
  • Queen: I'm sprung
  • MJ: I WILL NEVUH
  • MJ: FORGET WHAT WE
  • MJ: HAD!
  • MJ: NOW BABY!
  • Queen: where he went at?
  • MJ: 'sup shawty
  • MJ: you missed me?
  • Queen: yaaaaaaaaaaas!
  • -passionate kiss-
  • *Slays everyone's existence with choreography*
  • MJ: IN THE PARK, ON THE BEACH
  • MJ: YOU AND ME, IN SPAIN
  • MJ: AND ALL THAT GOOD SHIT!
  • MJ: DRRRRRAAAAP, DAP DAP DAP, DRRRRAAAAP, DAPA-DAP!
  • *dancing ends*
  • MJ: damn, that kiss was...
  • Pharoah: GOT YO ASS!
  • MJ: lol not really
  • Guards: THERE HE GO
  • Guards: GET HIS ASS!
  • MJ: lol bye
  • *disappears into golden dust*
  • THE END