Remember The Time: A Summary

  • Queen: (it's hot in this bitch)
  • Queen: I'm bored.... I wanna be entertained
  • Queen: Can my pharaoh find some way to entertain his queen?
  • Pharaoh: lol I gotchu *clap, clap*
  • Queen: (Bitch, that's not what I meant)
  • -Irrelevant Entertainers come out an get executed-
  • *Mystery Man Comes Out*
  • Pharaoh: lol, what you about to do?
  • *Mystery Man*: (lol I'm bout to steal yo girl)
  • *sprinkles magic powder, jumps in,and disappears*
  • Everybody: OH SHIT!
  • *MJ unravels*
  • MJ: hey gurl
  • MJ: whatcho name is?
  • Pharaoh: the fuck??
  • MJ: I know you want this, girl
  • Queen: (Shawty lookin fine af)
  • MJ: *giggles*
  • Pharaoh: not amused rn
  • MJ: aye gurl, you remembah when we fell in love?
  • MJ: we was young and innocent then
  • Queen: Oh, I REMEMBER alright...
  • MJ: and remembah how it all began?
  • MJ: all that fuckin' seemed like heaven so why did it end?
  • Queen: lord jesus if I wasn't married....
  • MJ: you remembah all that other stuff we did?
  • MJ: like holding hands?
  • *walks up to her*
  • Pharaoh: Don't come any closer, bitch
  • MJ: *kisses the Queen's hand*
  • Queen: Ooh baby, yessss!
  • Pharaoh: Oh HELL nah!
  • Pharoah: GUARDS!!
  • MJ: LOL *runs*
  • Magic Johnson: well damn...
  • Queen: I want hiiiiiim
  • Pharaoh: This some bullshit
  • MJ: oh shit, they after me!
  • Guards: Get dat nigga!
  • MJ: *dances his way to a group of palace girls*
  • MJ: 'sup ladies
  • Palace girls: (ooooh, he fine as hell)
  • -switches to the Queen*
  • Queen: ugh, where is heee,
  • Queen: I'm sprung
  • MJ: I WILL NEVUH
  • MJ: FORGET WHAT WE
  • MJ: HAD!
  • MJ: NOW BABY!
  • Queen: where he went at?
  • MJ: 'sup shawty
  • MJ: you missed me?
  • Queen: yaaaaaaaaaaas!
  • -passionate kiss-
  • *Slays everyone's existence with choreography*
  • MJ: IN THE PARK, ON THE BEACH
  • MJ: YOU AND ME, IN SPAIN
  • MJ: AND ALL THAT GOOD SHIT!
  • MJ: DRRRRRAAAAP, DAP DAP DAP, DRRRRAAAAP, DAPA-DAP!
  • *dancing ends*
  • MJ: damn, that kiss was...
  • Pharoah: GOT YO ASS!
  • MJ: lol not really
  • Guards: THERE HE GO
  • Guards: GET HIS ASS!
  • MJ: lol bye
  • *disappears into golden dust*
  • THE END

i totally ate it today!

was skating down the street to school and not paying much attention to the sidewalk and flew off my skateboard! i slide like 6 feet on my hands and knees to keep my face from hitting the pavement…got up dusted myself off and my first thought was “omg my freaking ipod” didnt care about myself only my music. after checking my ipods health i saw i was bleeding on my hands from cuts, bruised up my knee, tore my jeans and scraped my elbow. i simply got back on my board and keep pushing down the street. skateboarding truly made me not give a damn about getting hurt now cause its bound to happen so i just accept and embrace it